THE MALE OFFENDER

THE MALE OFFENDER PANTS.  

Baggy. High-waisted. Low hanging crotch.  Words that generally make a man cringe. Understandably so, for the combo does not easily lend itself to the most flattering of silhouettes. And that's precisely their appeal.  Nay, their challenge. So many wrongs going on, that it just adds up to a right (do the math, it all balances out).

Take the below camel colored exhibit as an example.  Hiked up and belted at the waist, with plenty of leg room to maneuver from morning drop-off to mid day meeting.  Paired off with a boob top from Dries Van Naughty (snigger) and the equally male offensive secretary/nurse shoe (because 2 repellents balance each other off, like I said earlier, do the math) - it's a look that's totally office appropriate. Or not.